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rachael | 17 | slytherin
I'm a semi-artistic toddler trapped in the body of a senior in high school, which I'm pretty sure is its own circle of hell to begin with. I obsess over perfection and mistakes are my biggest fear. I have a love/hate relationship with HTML & CSS, and I want to design websites when I "grow up," though I'll definitely settle for pterodactyl screech interpreter. My heart belongs to all things literate and animated. I'm in love with a consulting detective named Mike. I have a tendency to develop bizarre obsessions with movies, books, video games, television shows, etc. which makes this a personal blog that never really knows what it's doing. I also have a very severe infatuation with Lightning Farron and an intense hatred for King Henry VIII. I really hate pants.
a man who fights for gold can't afford
to lose to a girl.

freedomintheeyesofothers replied to your photoset: Snow Villiers’ pretty face appreciation post 2/2

what are you flipping tables about?

freedomintheeyesofothers replied to your post: Who took your virginity? Can I call your boyfriend Buster Hymen? Favorite sex position?

Yes you can call me that!

Okay anon, Mike says you can call him Hymen Buster if it pleases you

fictionalrebel replied to your post: BIGGEST COMPLAINT: how the fuck do I customize my…

go to settings, click your blog in the sidebar and then there it should be somewhere or just use tumblr.com/customize

in the tags I said I know how to do it I’m just complaining because it’s really hard to do haha BUT FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW thank you haha

fauxface replied to your post: forevercreating replied to your post: mjwatson…

beowulf in five seconds: there is a monster grendel he’s gonna eat everyone beowulf wants to fight him. beowulf kills him. grendel’s mom aka angelina jolie in the movie gets pissed and fights beowulf. key point: beowulf is an epic hero

bless your heart dillon

forevercreating replied to your post: mjwatson replied to your post: oh my god I forgot…

what book is it?

books* Beowulf, Pride & Prejudice, Iliad (I read Iliad but I can hardly remember it), and Heart of Darkness. I’m only getting tested on one tomorrow, and I have no idea which one it is. It could also be Death of a Salesman or 1984.

mjwatson replied to your post: oh my god I forgot I had a test tomorrow during…

holy i don’t miss highschool

I don’t miss it either

oh wait

forevercreating replied to your post: oh my god I forgot I had a test tomorrow during…

That’s what I did this morning. I literally sped read sparknotes and typed a paper while the teacher was talking. And then printed it out and turned it in without her noticing that I was late.

But I have to hand-write it during class without any notes and we can’t have the books or anything and I’m literally speed-reading sparknotes but I can’t retain any of the information I’m crying so hard I can’t even read the stupid words on the computer oh god oh god oh god

dead-catharsis replied to your post: For me, THG was ruined because OF the fandom. I…

Honestly every fandom sucks just because someone doesn’t agree with someone’s ship or someone doesn’t like a certain character and people don’t respect it or whatever.

HONESTLY TUMBLR SUCKS THE ONLY REASON I’M HERE IS BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE

turtleducklings replied to your post: were you always zeldalise or did you have another url?

oh my god accio-the-odds :’) that was the url you had when i started following you!

I still have that URL saved omg the feels

wordsofhersong replied to your post: does anyone want to help me find my THG family…

i remember *pause* the QUIZ

I WILL USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WHORE OUT THE NEW VERSION OF MY QUIZ

I UPDATED IT A MONTH AGO AND NOW IT HAS MORE QUESTIONS

DO YOU THINK YOU’RE UP FOR THE TEST

GO, QUICK LIKE A BUNNY

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