AVENGERS MEME | ONE AVENGER [1/1] → HAWKEYE [CLINT BARTON]
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.



Clint’s team! I can’t say I’m all that familiar with Clint’s history other than what I’ve read in fic, but here’s what I got as far as his Pokemon go.
He got Pidgeot as a Pidgy very early on his life as they were fairly common around the circus, always eating leftover crumbs left by the attendees. The one he found was injured when he came across it, and he nursed it back to health.
Noctowl was found as a Hoothoot during an espionage mission through a forest. His Pidgeot (a Pidgeotto at the time) was the one who befriended it first, somehow managing to convince the Hoothoot to help out Clint. After that it just stuck around.
In my head, Pidgeot and Noctowl have learned how to fly in sync so that Clint can somehow travel back and forth between the two of them midair and shoot arrows at the same time! It is all very, very cool….
And yeah, his Pidgeot and Noctowl are larger than normal, though not by much. Pidgeots are supposed to be 4’11” and Noctowls are 5’1” according to the Pokedex!!
Anyways, Black Widow is next!

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